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Dear M1,

When I started using your service on 25th January 2008, I had nothing but praises for you. I was able to surf the net in the cab, on the train and basically everywhere i desired.

Then you started going downhill. I couldn’t even stream radio on my iTunes, I couldn’t stay ONLINE on msn, pics online loads as pixellised crap and pages don’t load properly. Tell me. What is this faggotry? I outbirkked on you twice in 4 months. And you gave me the same effing reason. That there are lot of users in my area and we all share the same bandwidth. Bullsh*t.

Tell me then, what is the dedicated SIM card for? And tell me, what is the billing address for if you can’t even anticipate the number of users in the area?
I can’t wait for Friday when I can FINALLY terminate my contract with you.

No love,
Me.

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Sorry enemies of mine, I have to disappoint you and tell you once again that your ploy to murder me in my sleep/poison my food/ throw me off a building/ send a maniacal baboon to attack me has once again failed.

I’m still alive….albeit tired cos of the monthly curse although not many would partake in indulging in the fact that I’m having feminine agonies.

onto other random news.

Have I mentioned I am obsessed with toy cameras?

My Holga has a monster of a Ringflash now. The Diana looks tame beside it.

And I shall end this entry abruptly by announcing that I’d be going to New York once again.

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Oh wau~ the Dawn and XX saga continues even though XX has taken down posts about Dawn.
Anyway, screencaps of her posts are still available if you google properly.

Anyway the online catfight of the year should focus its attention to dawnwayang. Whom I feel is a bigger wank journalist than Dawn (my OTHER friend Dawn not THAT Dawn) .

I give whoever the person props. Not that I really support or dislike XX or Dawn. But this was really 1337 N1NJ4-ing at it’s best.

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I finally got my Guitar Heroes on Tour yesterday~!!

He got it much earlier than me.

I completed the Medium mode yesterday and my wrist is cramped. DX

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You guys know I’m a fan of game music.

and you must watch it till the end. I promise some LOLs.

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This was damn lol.

more monkey drawings~~

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someeeeehow I saw the need to do it.
:/ go narcissistic-self-loving me.

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In the recent light of the drama between Xiaxue and DawnYang, there are some points to note.

What I would call the 2 original starters of the blogwar as wank bloggers, in which they provide wanks to the audience.
Some take it srsly and participate in the war. Some hurl insults, post comments and others like what I’m totally not doing are wank riders.

Wank riders would harp on the issue, provide their own opinions and ummm… hope that their own readers would agree with them.

Let’s study this case right now. (internet lingo and hokkien used. approach with discretion and a new window with google search page to find out the terms used)

Wank started when Xiaxue felt a little bo liao and blogged about Dawn Yang. Her hypocrisy and lies which she wrote to increase personal value. Dawn Yang felt butthurt and proceeded to outbirk by saying she will sue xiaxue for the false accusations.

Emails exchanged between them and their agencies. Xiaxue made to apologise and take down the entry.
Evolved into possibly the “Wank of the Year” for the local blogging scene (and mayyyyybe the entire blogging scene?)

More blog posts after, in which Dawn maintains her own stand and sent an email to Xiaxue, appealling to the fact that they could have been better friends. Xiaxue valiantly? refused and added more points to note about Dawn’s shady character which included her suspicious relationship with Mr R. and her uncanny resemblance to another hot blogger (who has the same name as me~! OUTBIRKKKK (屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 ).

This is wank journalism at its best. Since Xiaxue probably went through more than alot to source for pictures and facts(?). Maybe she has a team of wank journalists working under her to aid in the hyper search for photos and establishing a timeline.

And at this point of time, Dawn does not wish to blog about the issue anymore while Xiaxue’s blog remains at the post with her awesome findings.

And the wank riders shall all post their own findings.

So let us all wank off right now.

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Words cannot express my love for Mai right now.

She epitomizes what a shopping service should be. Her dedication to meet the requests of demanding and annoying customers like me is just astounding.

And for that, I am still willing to pay 20% commission for your services.

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Spent an entire day with mummy dearest today. Including running errands around the place and visiting my Grandma.

I also brought her out to watch Kungfu Panda (ish wholesome family fun) and dinner at Din Tai Fung.
Hope she enjoyed the day as much as I did. :B

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I went to sleep immediately after I got home from LASIK surgery.

It feels as though someone bashed my eye and it felt really sore. WHen I try to open my eyes, it just felt like someone was shining bright light at me and it was just too strenuous on my eye muscles to keep them open.

The surgery itself was pretty bearable. The clinic made a good effort to make all patients make sure that they understand the process, how it is done and the aftercare. I knew exactly what’s going on and what was going to come later, the sensation itself is bearable, there was absolutely NO PAIN involved in the process of the surgery. There was some discomfort but it’s feels pretty okay.

I could see immediately after the surgery. And having perfect eyesight is such a gift. But the healing process as everything just rushes in to heal the area was described as above. I highly recommend just going to sleep immediately after you get home.

I just got home and I had a surreal feeling of wanting to go to the toilet to remove my contact lens….except I don’t need them anymore~!!! I just hope that the healing process would be okay.
Right now my vision fluctuates, sometimes it’s blurrier than other times. I take some time to get used to looking at lights when it’s dark but I guess it’s all part of healing. I’m taking care not to touch my eye area and putting on eyedrops every hour to aid in healing the cornea.

That’s all for now.

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I’m now in the holding room awaiting my turn for the surgery.

I’m scared, anxious and a little bit of a mess right now.

Please please just let this go well *fingers crossed*

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I came across a daisy field in Stanley Park, Vancouver.
And I really can’t resist that lush greenery. Hence you shall all bear with me while I camwhore.

I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the people who have been reading this blog all this while, whether you comment or not. I’m sorry I don’t get to reply to comments all the time but they are certainly appreciated.

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		I will marry takeshi kaneshiro.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in New York City in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 7 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a pink BMW Z4.
		I will spend my days as a fashion designer, and live happily ever after.

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And I do mean the iSight that’s on the Macbook screen.

Hence, I present thee, in all my g33ky glory, Andy Warhol style.

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