I can has stalker. Literally

Posted September 10th, 2008 by minicloud

I usually think stalkers these days would limit themselves to bugging you online.

I was wrong.

I’ll relate an incident when I was in Akihabara 2 days ago. I needed to go to a few 天使の窠 (Tenshi no sumika) that day to look for my dolls stuff. Akihabara has a sumika there, so I dropped by for a look.
We wll know that Akiba is famous for their electronics and is the hub of Otakus around the world. There are also a couple of sex stores there and some maid cafes. I hope you know what I’m getting to.

Although the hint of sex! and sleaziness! is not as strong as let’s say, Kabukicho or certain parts of Roppongi but you can still say there is still quite a gathering of testosterone there.
So i was innocently browsing at a toy store when I noticed this guy tailing me. I shrugged it off and thought maybe he was just interested at the stuff I was interested in.

I turned a corner, he turned a corner too.
I walked out the store, he walked out too.
I stopped and looked at something, he stopped too.
I walked fast, he did the same thing too.

My worst fears were confirmed. In my heart I was scared cause whatever scare tactics I would’ve used back home would probably not work cause:

1) bugger wouldn’t understand wtf I’m saying.
2) He’s probably done this a couple of times.
3) Stalkers back in SG are basically harmless cos let’s face it, they dun have much balls.

And all the while I’m furiously sms-ing my Monkey.
I stopped at the roadside to continue sms-ing when I saw him stop at the crossing about 1.5m away from me. Between us was a lamppost. I even saw him peep to check that i was still there.

I think I freaked out a little. Maybe he’s high on that look on my face. D:

Anyway, I waited for him to look away before I sprinted across a 6-lane road to safety. Luckily I didn’t have much things with me and I was wearing sensible footwear.
I don’t think he could’ve outrun me, thank god I was in the track and field team, I still has it. ;_;

I ran straight to the subway station and got outta there~!!

NEVER GOING TO AKIHABARA ALONE AGAIN~!!!!  (屮゚Д゚)屮


3 Responses to: “I can has stalker. Literally”

  1. Hellsbane Lyn responds:
    Posted: September 10th, 2008 at 10:38 pm

    I never go to Akihabara alone too.

    Its too scary a place. Eeeks!

  2. Jingna responds:
    Posted: September 11th, 2008 at 3:19 am

    I know it’s not supposed to be, but that was just too funny. >_>

    And and. But.. and.. I met my 10.05 at akiba station too!!! T________T

  3. bboy krillin responds:
    Posted: September 12th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    Dammit, i never got any stalkers when i was walking around Akihabara, then again maybe it’s because I’m male and a skinhead. I think i’m just not pretty enough to attract the crazies, haha.

    Good job with the sprinting away though, maybe carry some mace around with you in future just in case.

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